Alcohol is what you drink when watching poverty porn TV or any variation on 'Britain's Daftest Bastards'. When someone references or consumes an illicit controlled substance, the righteous can chug a mouthful of Chardonnay and rage about the horrors of 'drugs'.
Fact is people who drink are just drug users that society deems to be OK. For every toothless meth head screaming in a bus station there are approximately 800 ladies of a certain age knocking back gin and wine like there's no tomorrow.
