You will be offended in here unless you're properly hardcore - so bear that in mind. Over 18's only!

Funny t shirts, rude t shirts, cool t shirts, custom t shirts

The funniest, rudest t shirts online. Free delivery on everything. Free custom artwork, we also do a few phone cases and mugs. T Shirts for scoundrels and the morally bereft.

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Claude Balls Customer Service

Firstly let me introduce myself. I'm Colin. I'm in charge of customer service and live to put the customer at the heart of everything we do. If you need it making - a custom artwork order or a one-off colour, I will rock your world.

That said - all orders take 2 weeks to deliver. If you get it any quicker it's a bonus. This isn't fucking Amazon. We offer free UK delivery and returns if you pay the postage.

There is a fair chance that if you are easily offended you won't like it here. There's no compensation policy for hurt feelings. I remain your humble servant: Colin \m/

claudeballsemail@gmail.com

To the shirts!

SOME STUFF THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW

WASHING & CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Wash inside out at 40 degrees or less. If using a drier, set heat to low not high. Wash colours separately from whites. Iron inside out. That's it. The shirt will age naturally over time but should serve you for years. If you want a design on a different garment, holler.

FREE CUSTOM ARTWORK* *UNLESS IT'S DULL

If you want a design on a mug or phone case, drop in an email and I will sort it. If you have an idea for stag or hen t shirts that will blow your mind, or if you want to get someone something absolutely unique, hit me up. claudeballsemail@gmail.com

WE PRINT DTG ON GILDAN SHIRTS

100% ring spun cotton. Seamless twin needle collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Tubular body. Twin needle sleeves and hem. Tear out label. Weight: White 144 gsm, Cols 153 gsm. We've done our best to match shirt colours, but they might differ slightly in the flesh.

As soon as it arrived I knew my life would never be the same again. I wept tears of joy as I realised the quality was even better than my optimistic dreams.

Joey Castella

To be honest if I'd paid £50 for this bad boy I'd still be sorted with it. I will definitely by one of each in different colours until I collect the whole set.

Lorraine Kelly

You can't just stick people's head onto Guns and Roses and call it Guns and Rosses and get a cheap laugh at my expense - it's a diabolical fucking liberty.

Ross Kemp